BREAKING NEWS!
Big changes are coming to Cloud Radio! Starting today, we’re replacing all our songs with nothing but elevator music and kazoo remixes . That’s right—say goodbye to your favourite hits and hello to an endless loop of smooth jazz and unexpected kazoo solos!
Oh, and our Top 15 Chart? It’s now a ranking of the best animal sounds—spoiler alert: the cow is currently #1.
Thanks for tuning in… and HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’!
Don’t worry, the real hits are still playing! Keep rocking with Cloud Radio!